Le Punching-Ball et la Vache à lait: La Critique universitaire nord-américaine face au Surréalisme is a book by Guy Ducornet (published in 1992 by Editions Actual/Deleatur) criticizing "lies and misinterpretations of surrealism," and attacks on surrealism, specifically in universities in the United States, by neo-Marxists , postmodernists, structuralists, deconstructivists and certain neo-feminists .

This book is available only in French.

Le Punching-Ball et la Vache à lait: La Critique universitaire nord-américaine face au Surréalisme was revised and largely formed the basis of Ducournet's later book Les Parasites du Surréalisme, La critique universitaire américaine versus André Breton.