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List of fictional brands
A fictional brand is a non-existing brand used in artistic or entertainment productions — paintings, books, comics, movies, TV serials, etc.. The fictional brand may be designed to imitate a real corporate brand, satirize a real corporate brand, or differentiate itself from real corporate brands.
Why create fictional brands
Works of fiction often mention or show specific brands to give more realism to the plot or scenery. Specific brands provide descriptive details that the author can use to craft a plot: a character may own a factory that manufactures a popular product, or may make a scene by demanding a particular brand; a detective may get clues from the brand of cigarettes smoked by a suspect; a film may include a commercial poster on the background, or show a package of cereal in close-up.
However, unauthorized use of real trademarks for such purposes could trigger legal action by their owners — especially if the brands are referenced in a way that could be seen to have negative marketing impact. In general, the use of a real brand requires prior written consent by the brand's owner, who will typically demand some control on the brand's use. These hassles are probably the main reason for the use of fictitious brands.
Real brands are often used, of course. Sometimes a specific brand is needed because of its prior associations; e.g. the Coca-Cola machine scene in Kubrick's Dr. Strangelove would not work with any other real or fictitious brand (except possibly Pepsi). Sometimes the author will use a common brand only to make the scene more natural or create a specific ambience. More commonly, such uses are instances of product placement — the insertion of "casual" (but actually paid and intentional) positive references to brands in movies, television programming, games, and books. However, this practice is so widespread in the entertainment industry that it gives authors another reason to avoid the use of real brands: any such reference would be suspected by the public of being paid advertising, and could diminish the artistic or intellectual merit of the work.
Another advantage to a fictional brand is that all its specifications can be invented. In this sense, an author can invent a model or brand of car, for which he can make up details. That way, he doesn't have to go look up specifications on a car, which would take time and effort- he could just make them up.
Yet another reason to use a fictional brand is that sometimes a product is itself a major "character" in the plot, and using a real brand would limit creativity as the author would be constrained by the actual attributes of that brand. A subset of this is comedic brands, the most famous being "Acme" for the maker of complicated gadgets that never quite work.
Finally, the use of a real brand may be excluded also when the plot is meant to develop in a time or place (e.g. in a distant future, or in a fictional universe) where the real brand would not have existed anyway.
Fictional brands
The following is a list of fictional brands, organized by product category.
Beverages
Alcoholic beverages
- A Cold One - Homestar Runner
- Alamo Beer - King of the Hill
- A.M. Ale - Saturday Night Live
- Bear Whiz Beer - Firesign Theatre
- Bearhugger's Whisky - Discworld (varieties include Old Selected Dragon's Blood and The MacAbre)
- Bendërbrau Cold-Fusion Steam Beer (microbrew) - Futurama
- BOA - Neon Genesis Evangelion
- Brewmaster - Saturday Night Live, parody of Meisterbrau commercial
- Buddweiser Light - Saturday Night Live, parody of Budweiser Light commercial
- Butterbeer - Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban
- Buzz Beer - caffeinated beer from The Drew Carey Show
- Cap-Beer-Cino - caffeinated beer competitor to Buzz Beer from The Drew Carey Show
- Cloudmir Vodka - Arrested Development
- C.M.O.T. Dibbler's Genuine Authentic Soggy Mountain Dew - Discworld, the bottle says 'one hundred and fifty percent proof'! This is almost certantly a lie.
- Colonel Kwik-E-Mart's Kentucky Bourbon - The Simpsons
- Drunken Cowboy Whiskey - The Simpsons
- Duff Beer - The Simpsons (includes: Duff Lite, Duff Dry, Duff Dark, Lady Duff, Raspberry Duff, Tartar Control Duff, and Henry K. Duff's Private Reserve)
- Elsinore Beer - Strange Brew
- Fudd Beer - The Simpsons
- Klein's Beer - Futurama
- Koul-Brau beer - DC Comics
- Leopard Lager - Red Dwarf
- Löbrau Beer - Futurama
- Masterbrew - Saturday Night Live parody of Meisterbrau commercial
- Mister Beer- Saturday Night Live parody of Meisterbrau commercial
- Old Phillipino Creamy (coming in shorts & quarts) - Firesign Theatre
- Olde Fortran Malt Liquor - Futurama
- Old Vinyards - The Lord of the Rings
- Pabst Blue Robot - Futurama
- Pawtucket Patriot Ale - Family Guy
- Plummett & Rose Wines & Spirits - the company Montague Egg works for in the stories by Dorothy L. Sayers
- Red Tick Beer - The Simpsons
- Rettib - a backwards version of bitter-Red Dwarf
- Sam Adams' Head Boston Lager - Futurama
- Samuel Jackson Boston Lager - Chappelle's Show
- Schmitz Gay Beer - Saturday Night Live
- Shires Ale - The Archers
- S'more Schnapps - South Park
- Spud Beer - Saturday Night Live
- Spunk beer - Tank Girl
- St. Pauli Exclusion Principle Girl Beer - Futurama
- Tenku Beer - Kill Bill
- That Ol' Janx Spirit - Primary ingredient of a Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster in The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
- Turbot's Really Odd Real Ale - Discworld
- Willer Beer - The Kentucky Fried Movie
- Winkle's Old Peculiar Real Ale - Discworld
- Wudbeiser - Gravitation (a parody of Budweiser)
- Vagrant's Choice Fortified Scotch - The Simpsons
- Victory Gin - Nineteen Eighty-Four by George Orwell
- Yebichu - Neon Genesis Evangelion (a combination on real beer Yebisu and Ebichu, both of which the creators were fans of)
See also: List of fictional mixed drinks
Carbonated Beverages
- 6+ - The Man Who Sold the Moon
- bebop cola - Sealab 2021, Comes in a variety of flavors: Root Bird, Gilberto Grape, Artie Shawberry, Kiwi Holliday, Peachmo, John Cola-trane, Don Wild Cherry, Vince Guavaldi, Dave Bruberry, Cab Colaway, Dexterade, Nina Lemone, Mango Reinhardt, Getzberry, Fizzy Gillespie, Marian McPineapple, Or'ngette Coleman, Mingus Dew, Plain, and Diet Plain.
- Bouncy Bubble Beverage (aka B3). Also B1, B2 and B4. - Paranoia RPG
- Brotherhood's Sparkling Pomayde - Murder Must Advertise and Montague Egg stories (both by Dorothy L. Sayers)
- Bubbleshake - (actually an addictive appetite suppressant) Doctor Who
- Buzz Cola - (also Crystal Buzz Cola) The Simpsons
- Cactus Cola - The Flintstones
- Cadre Cola - The Running Man movie
- Carbie Cola - (The most carbonated soft drink ever), Fillmore
- Cowboy Cola - Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (Mirage Studios comics)
- Dopokoke - cocaine-spiked drink in For His Son , a 1912 D. W. Griffith short
- Ebola Cola ("The hemorrhage that refreshes") - Transmetropolitan comics
- Fizzade - Doctor Who
- Fukk Cola - Syrup
- Grepis-Cola - 75th most popular soft drink in the world - Daniel Pinkwater's Borgel
- Hip Pop - The Simpsons
- Jammin' Orange Blast - Futurama
- Jooky - 7-Up TV commercial
- Kreml cola - One, Two, Three
- Moka Cola - The Man Who Sold the Moon
- Mrs. Arbiter's Ginger Beer - Discworld
- Nozz-a-La - Dark Tower, an alternate version of Coca Cola.
- Nuka cola - Fallout
- Patrola Cola - window cleaner with soy beans from Robert Downey Sr.'s "Putney Swope"
- Pepsi Perfect - Back to the Future Part II
- Poop Cola - Invader Zim
- Purple Flurp - Jimmy Neutron
- Rocka Cola - The Flintstones
- sHades - ("sHades - The soda from Hell") - The Long Dark Teatime of the Soul
- Slug-o-Cola - Star Trek: Deep Space Nine
- Slurm - Futurama
- Soder Cola - DC Comics, esp. Superman titles
- Soylent Cola ("The Taste Varies from Person to Person") - Futurama
- Zesti Cola - DC Comics, esp. Batman titles; Soder's great rival.
Other beverages
Food and grocery products
- Aloafa Bread - Mad magazine
- Apounda Butter - Mad magazine
- Apple Gunkies - fictional sponsor of advertisements on MIT student radio station
- Arnie's Whole Beef Halves - Firesign Theatre
- Admirable Bird's Deep Fried Chicken Fingers - Firesign Theatre
- Bachelor Bar - Futurama
- Bachelor Chow - Futurama
- Bean Bay Beans - "They're the beaniest!" Futurama (TV series)
- Beef Log - The Brak Show
- Beer-battered Ticks - Firesign Theatre
- Big Kahuna - Fast food franchise in several Quentin Tarantino movies.
- Billy Jack Dog Food - Firesign Theatre
- Blackbury Pickles - Johnny and the Bomb
- Bucket's Dairy Products - Discworld
- Bunbury's Wholemeal Flour - Murder Must Advertise by Dorothy L. Sayers
- Captain Eightpanther's Travellers Digestives - Discworld
- CHAM (a takeoff on SPAM) - Hey Arnold!
- Chef Lonely Hearts Soup For One - The Simpsons
- CHOW™ - Good Omens
- Cheesy Poofs - South Park
- Clammer's Beefymite Spread - Discworld
- Enchiladitos - snack chips, Aqua Teen Hunger Force
- French-Fried Fleas - The Firesign Theatre
- Glagnar's Human Rinds - "It's a buncha muncha cruncha human!" Futurama
- Glenbogle Preserves - Monarch of the Glen
- Gobble Wieners - turkey hot dogs, Futurama
- Groat Cakes (Heavy on the 30-weight Mom!) - Firesign Theatre
- Groat Clusters - Firesign Theatre
- Guts in a Cup! (Yum!) - Firesign Theatre
- Ironcrust's Dwarf Bread - "T'bread wi' t'edge", Discworld [*Not strictly intended as food]
- Kaiser Chicken, ubiquitously advertised free-range chicken meat - The Truman Show
- Kibbles 'n' Snouts - (pet food) Futurama
- Louie's Wipe Out Pumice Hamburgers - Firesign Theatre
- Macswiney's - fast food franchise in A Stainless Steel Rat is Born, featuring porcuswine burgers (see below)
- Ma Raney's Old Fashioned Wholesome Moleskin Cookies - Firesign Theatre
- MEALS™ - Good Omens
- Merkle and Stingbat's Very Famous Brown Sauce - Discworld
- Motron's Salt - Futurama
- Mouse-on-a-Stick (Wow!) - Firesign Theatre
- Mrs Edith Leakall's Premium Reserve Mustard - Discworld
- Mrs. Smith's Deep Dish Sheep Dip Cherry Stone Pies - Firesign Theatre
- Munce (an all-purpose processed vegetable product) - Judge Dredd
- Nick's Swell Pizza, with no Anchovies! - Firesign Theatre
- Old Folks at Home Cottage Cheese - "If other brands don't contain rat droppings, why don't they come out and say so?" - Prairie Home Companion
- Perp - The Muller-Fokker Effect
- Pizza in a Cup - The Jerk
- Porcuswine - genetically-engineered cross between a pig and a porcupine found in A Stainless Steel Rat is Born
- Powdered Toast - Ren and Stimpy
- Powdermilk Biscuits - Prairie Home Companion
- Rat-in-a-Box - Firesign Theatre
- Krusty Rib-Wich - made from a (now-extinct) species of insects, The Simpsons
- Sleepy Joes (red beans and reds) at House of Bad Brains - Firesign Theatre
- SMEAT, a takeoff on SPAM - Waterworld
- Son-of-a-Gun Stew - "Cowboy" Andy von de Oniyate's canned stew, Cowboy Bebop
- Soylent Chow - Futurama
- Soylent Green - from the film of the same name and the novel that inspired it
- Soylent Red and Soylent Yellow - see Soylent Green
- Steakfish fillet - Menu item when Moe's Place on the Simpsons briefly became a family style restaurant; revealed to be marketing term for 'bottom feeding suction eel'
- Swell Cheese - Firesign Theatre
- Teriyaki Donut - Japanese fast food/doughnut franchise in several Quentin Tarantino films
- That's Not Yogurt! - Saturday Night Live
- Third & Third & Third - parody of Half and half, Futurama
- Uncle Siggy's Peruvian Cocoa Powder - Firesign Theatre
Breakfast Cereals
Confections and candy products
Nutritional supplements
Medicine and drugs
See the Fictional medicine and drugs section of Fictional chemical substance
Clothing lines/brands
Tobacco products
Cigarettes
Cigars
Other tobacco products
Household products
Hair, hygiene, and beauty products
Petroleum Products
Stores, retailers, and fast-food outlets
See List of fictional stores
Vehicles
- 6000 SUX - car from film Robocop
- Beta Romeo - flying car, Futurama
- The Betsy - Harold Robbins novel (and movie) The Betsy
- Bormann 6 - car from the US film Putney Swope
- Canyonero - a parody of typical SUVs, The Simpsons.
- Durango 95 - sports car, from the film A Clockwork Orange
- General Products - Spaceship hulls, Known Space
- Heron sedan car - Nero Wolfe
- The Homer - car designed by Homer Simpson, The Simpsons
- IT - codename for a superfast gyroscopic unicycle designed by Mr. Garrison to combat airlines, South Park
- The Jupiter 8 - a Roman car on an episode of the original Star Trek series
- Melmoth - Humbert Humbert's car in Lolita
- Ford Thundercougarfalconbird - flying car, Futurama
- Plymouth V'ger - flying car, Futurama
- Rolls Royce Shadowshark - driven by 1930s pulp magazine character Dr Shade and yuppie Dark Lord Rex Leech in Kim Newman's fiction.
- Scooty-Puff Jr. - short-range single-person spacecraft for children, Futurama
- Scooty-Puff Sr. - short-range single-person spacecraft for adults, Futurama
- Trovare - expensive but unreliable sports car from 'Europa', from the 1988 US movie It Takes Two
- Wagon Queen Family Truckster (in Metallic Pea with optional Rallye Fun-Pack) - National Lampoon's Vacation
- Wasabi - a badly designed Japanese car driven by Newton Pulsifer in Good Omens
See also: List of famous fictional automobiles
Other products
- Various ACME products - Wile E. Coyote and other Looney Tunes animated cartoons
- Arachno Spores - "The fatal spore with the funny name!" - Futurama
- Akina iconographs - imp-powered "cameras" in Discworld
- Baby Smokes-A-Lot - doll, Family Guy
- Bag-O-Glass - Saturday Night Live
- Bamboo Boogie Boots - Futurama
- Bioalchemic Products - imp-powered personal organisers in Discworld
- Dirty Hoe Topsoil -- The Simpsons
- Dr. Flimflam's Miracle Cream - Futurama
- Happy Fun Ball - "Do not taunt Happy Fun Ball." - Saturday Night Live
- Lexcorp, Lexoil, Lexair, Lex-Mart etc. - Various brands owned by Lex Luthor in DC Comics
- Li'l Bastard - line of mischief-making kits for young children, often used by Bart Simpson in The Simpsons
- Loose Blood - mysterious product advertised on Firesign Theater
- Magnavolt car security system - Robocop 2 film
- Molten Boron - Futurama
- Nishi - brand of electronics, The Big Hit
- Ortho-pure Procreation Pills - The Running Man film
- Poop (cola, chocolates, etc.) - Invader Zim
- Poopin Diggins - The Bob Show
- Shankman's Rubbing Compound - "When something needs rubbing, think Shankman!" Futurama
- Sketch-N-Etch - doodling machine in a couch gag in The Simpsons
- Slashco knives - The Simpsons
- Strong Force Krazy Glue - Futurama
- Super Adhesive Industrial Glue - Family Guy
- Thompson's Teeth - "The only teeth strong enough to eat other teeth!" Futurama
- Try-Hard 1-11 pacemaker battery - "Picks up where your heart left off." Saturday Night Live
- Ubik - From the Philip K. Dick novel of that name. "Safe when used as directed".
- Va-poo-rise - vaporizes dog poop, Envy
See also
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Last updated: 08-26-2005 15:17:48
Last updated: 01-04-2007 01:18:57
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